Here is the evidence collected

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One day during 10th grade my teacher John Dales, who goes by paizuri.moe on bluesky, kept me after class and said WOW YOU HAVE BIG KNOCKERS TITTY FUCK PLEASE

top ten reasons why I wanna salt a slug

• None, I like slug, I wouldn't wanna hurt an animal

• Slug touched me in a weird way when i was 12 i told him to stop but he didnt

Slug todo

• Eat leaf

• Eat stem

• Eat apple

• Slug around

• Slug around